Dear Cougars,

Do you have a secret crush on a 21-year-old rock star?  Do you feel guilty whenever you drool over that cute actor 15 years your junior?  Do you sneak over to teen pop sites to check out the pics but can't stand all the comments from tween girls?  Well, we've created a place just for you, Cougars, without guilt or recriminations!  Cougar Beat is the place where you can enjoy your favorite hotties in a safe nurturing environment, with other women our age who understand that they just must be putting something in the milk these days. Look freely, join in and share the love.  We are flesh and blood women and those boys are pretty. 

And thank god for that.  Meow!  


The Head Puma

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